A couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"
The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"
The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?"
Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"
Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more children?"
The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"
2007-10-23 11:19:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the priest said correct, step up to collect your prize
a shiny new star
2007-10-23 12:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Predictable punch line but still funny.
2007-10-23 11:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-10-23 19:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-10-23 11:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Angela G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another good joke Raindrops.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh Lady.!!!
2007-10-23 17:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 13:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i saw another one with little johnny where the punch line was " you stick that thing in me one more time and i will break it in half and stick it up your a**" and it was better. no offense.
2007-10-23 11:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Destrier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is nice.... yet i heard it as susie and johny in sunday college and then what did eve say after her third new child develop into born... yet good.... action picture star... can u vote me suitable answer???
2016-10-04 11:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-23 11:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic
2007-10-23 11:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by jesse k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋