A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise."
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot and just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't seen a thing, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises slightly and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down again.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
And the waiter say's ...................................................
You're going to love this..................
"Ah! ....... So velly velly solly sir," says the waiter, "I bling you Peeking Duck!"
2007-10-23 11:14:24 · 11 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My g.friend hasn't stopped laughing yet....
Still hasn't....
Nope....
Still going....
I think she's going to wee................
2007-10-23 11:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by soft69uk 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Brilliant Angela.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got us guys laughing on the night shift.!!!
Cheers and no Peeking, lol.!!!
2007-10-23 16:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 14:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're going to love this..................
love it it was brilliant
Pe king duck
good job it was not from Wan King
2007-10-23 11:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
peeking i get it very good
2007-10-23 11:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it lol
2007-10-23 19:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
thats quite good.
2007-10-23 11:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by lovebug 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol its ok
2007-10-23 11:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by ►bored 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he he another gooden!
2007-10-23 11:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
pmsl great joke. thanks for the laugh
2007-10-24 10:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋