Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

2007-10-23 12:23:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why?

2007-10-23 12:23:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say, "I think it's time I learn to take care of myself. You know, just in case."

Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure it's real greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be sure you spill and/or drop some of everything everywhere.

While brushing your teeth, flick the toothbrush first at the sink and then at the mirror.

Never ask her to get you something from the kitchen when she's in the kitchen. Let her spend a good 30 minutes in there and when she reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief say, "Will you PLEASE do me a big favor and get me a beer, my back is just killing me today.

Be sure to load up all your pockets with tissues before you drop them in the clothes hamper.

Leave yourself a trail of clothing, towels, dishes, and everything else you put your hands on. This will ensure you never lose your way.

Wait until she's overwhelmed with work (Weekly Opportunity) lean in close and say, "Did you see how dusty the leaves on your house plants are?"

Put on a TV program and them pretend to keep falling asleep. Wake up each time she tries to change the channel and say, "Quit it, you know how much I looked forward to watching this. Don't be so selfish."

Wait until she is totally engrossed in a movie then tell her something is bugging you and you really need to talk about it. Be sure it's as stupid, boring, and long winded as you can make it.

Wait until she's finally lost a few pounds on that diet. Start having uncontrollable urges for her favorite sin foods. (Most effective between 8-10 PM) When she repeatedly declines, stick it in her face anyway and say, "Oh, stop it! A little ________ isn't going to hurt you." Continue until all weight is regained. Then ask, "Hey, you've been on that diet a long time now, how much have you lost?"

Keep calling her at work to find out what time she plans to get home and what she plans to make for dinner. Make sure your just not in the mood for whatever she's making.

When the opportunity arises be sure to cut the grass in your brand new white sneakers.

When you retrieve your clothes from the closet leave the hanger in place and pull on the clothing until the hanger is mangled enough to allow the article to slip off.

Tell her something for the first time and act shocked that she didn't know about it. Pout and exclaim, "And you have the nerve to say I never listen to YOU."

When you know she's grocery shopping, disappear! Come home just in time to watch her carry the last bag in. Grab the receipt and say, "I'll get the rest of it for you dear." Feign suprise when she says that's it. End with, "This is all you got for how much?"

On the odd occasion you actually clean up a disgusting mess you made, use the best towels in the house.

As your stomach grows just wear your pants lower and flop it over the waistband.

Than brag that unlike your wife, you still wear the same size you did when you got married.

Wait until the night before you go on vacation and say, "Hon, you know the underwear and socks you packed for me? Well the elastic is shot and I need new ones."

Always leave the shower head at just the right angle to hit her in the face with that jet of cold water when she turns it on.

When doing filthy jobs around the house be sure to wear your good clothes.

Harass her into telling people a story and proceed to interrupt every other sentence with , No that's not what..

Whenever something is ready to break make sure your wife is the next to use it. When it breaks, look at her and say, "What the hell did you do. I never had a problem with it."

Whenever the dog, cat, or the kids are being cute they're yours. When they need something, they're hers.

2007-10-23 12:23:18 · 9 answers · asked by zakk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

clothing.. personality?

2007-10-23 12:23:09 · 18 answers · asked by ☼ kayla ☼ 5 in Polls & Surveys

you tend to dissagre

2007-10-23 12:22:09 · 22 answers · asked by NONAME 5 in Polls & Surveys

Me? Presently all but one of my tattoos...I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt...

2007-10-23 12:22:05 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:21:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I personally don't believe there are Aliens living in Mars. It's all movie made things.

2007-10-23 12:21:37 · 4 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:20:53 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

need some classic songs from 90s, 80s and 70s for my ipod any suggestions?
things like im walking on sunshine and eye of the tiger etc. thankyou :)

2007-10-23 12:20:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Would you still get it if it "talked" since it's somewhat like robot: "Good morning {your name}, please place your left and right cheek at 45 degree angle, and enjoy the classical music". After the cleaning, the robot/toilet would say "Thank you for using me, see you tomorrow".

2007-10-23 12:20:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:19:49 · 77 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

at the market.? it hurts like hell!

2007-10-23 12:19:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:19:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:19:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:18:50 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you have a top contributer answer your questions, are you obligated to choose them as the best answer or do you just choose whoever you want?

2007-10-23 12:18:39 · 12 answers · asked by SAXplaya! 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'd love to take martial arts, dancing lessons, yoga, go to beauty school, and go to cooking lessons. That stuff costs a lot of money but I would love to do so.

2007-10-23 12:18:21 · 6 answers · asked by Random 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:16:45 · 19 answers · asked by Abiku 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 12:16:16 · 38 answers · asked by CLOSED SITE 4 in Polls & Surveys

...just say "fine" or do you go into a full-on rant about "how the man's trying to bring you down, the wife doesnt cook anymore, you think the hubby is having an affair with the yoga instructor and how the kids are trying to kill you in your sleep"?

2007-10-23 12:15:28 · 51 answers · asked by no regretsss! 2 in Polls & Surveys

What are some songs that no matter what genre of music someone listens to, they somehow manage to know every word of that song?

Like We Will Rock You and Summer of '69

Almost everyone I know can sing along to those songs, even though they only listen to modern music.

Any other examples?

2007-10-23 12:15:27 · 30 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-23 12:14:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

pillage and destroy?!

2007-10-23 12:13:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the letter that I sent to Yahoo/Answers in regards to having a sub-category in country music. Tell me what you think and if you support this idea.Thanks



Hello:

I hope that this question is not misdirected and that I can receive an answer to it. I am wondering if Yahoo/Answers would consider opening a sub-category in entertainment-music-country? The current category leaves a lot to be desired insofar as being able to sift through the different questions. There is a distinct difference in today's so-called country music and what we lovers of the classic country music consider real genuine country music.

There are several of us that use Yahoo answers to try and educate others and inform them concerning what classic country music is all about. We have even discussed getting a petition together with names to present to you nice folks when asking for the sub-category I have mentioned previously.

Please let me know if this is even remotely possible as many of us are anxiously awaiting your answer.


Regards,

2007-10-23 12:13:08 · 14 answers · asked by Fool 4 Tommy Collins ? ? 6 in Country

we play in the genres of
80s hair metal
grunge
heavy metal

2007-10-23 12:12:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-23 12:12:18 · 7 answers · asked by Black♥ of the †oxic faerie †ales 5 in Polls & Surveys

everytime you hear that song you think of the person you love the most

2007-10-23 12:11:51 · 10 answers · asked by AsamiBlackAngel 3 in Polls & Surveys

i have a weird obsession with my veins. i like to see them through my skin. i might be on my own with this one.

but, what's yours?

2007-10-23 12:10:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whatever happened to those awesome shows played on nick and cartoon network. the ones most of us grew up with. NOW THERE GIVING THE WEIRDEST THINGS ON T.V.
does anyone know WHY they've done this on those kids channels??
(:

2007-10-23 12:10:39 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy