Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

My friend took me to a concert and they played Beethoven's 9th Symphony. It drug on forever. And what's up with the choir toward the end? It sounded like a bunch of cats in heat. I mean I know the guy was blind, but was he deaf too? Didn't he listen to what he wrote?

2007-10-23 16:19:11 · 15 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Classical

he's off for the rest of the week and i would hate for him to forget all he has learned.

2007-10-23 16:18:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you have a favourite quote or saying whether it be from someone famous or what you have of your own?

2007-10-23 16:18:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

. . . do a diaroma on the:

•Alpines
http://www.blueplanetbiomes.org/alpine.htm

•Savannas
http://www.blueplanetbiomes.org/savanna.htm

•Taiga/Boreal Forest
http://www.blueplanetbiomes.org/taiga.htm

I need help deciding! =) Please&Thankyou

2007-10-23 16:17:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. This is a true story.

Dear Sir:

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs.

Rather than carry the bricks ! down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it.

continued..........

2007-10-23 16:16:22 · 11 answers · asked by rendezvous_rama 3 in Jokes & Riddles

first of all this question: http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmsvilZjJVDaJwQ4QFalPTLg5gt.;_ylv=3?qid=20071022060918AA2yHtk

then answer here this question: Do you pronounce answer as anser or answer when talking? because I've always said anser without the "wer" in it. I just wondering how do you say it?

2007-10-23 16:16:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sunglasses...???

2007-10-23 16:15:58 · 30 answers · asked by SmoothCharacter 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 16:14:31 · 22 answers · asked by HANNAH S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious.

2007-10-23 16:14:21 · 23 answers · asked by Emily 4 in Polls & Surveys

do you remember?

i think mine was bordello of blood tales of the crypt. this was when i was a kid.lol

2007-10-23 16:12:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 16:12:13 · 11 answers · asked by YAHOO GHOST 4 in Polls & Surveys

go out with me...?

2007-10-23 16:11:11 · 16 answers · asked by YAHOO GHOST 4 in Polls & Surveys

The worlds hardest riddle?
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle", and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it AND TRUST ME IT WAS THE MOST SIMPLEST THING U WOULDNT HAVE GUESSED

2007-10-23 16:11:07 · 21 answers · asked by Christina 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 16:10:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Marshmellow Wall.

2007-10-23 16:10:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 16:10:07 · 50 answers · asked by Chrissy 3 in Polls & Surveys

its brrrrr cooold here i think its in the 50s! which for TX is cold

2007-10-23 16:09:35 · 16 answers · asked by εїз TANYA εїз 4 in Polls & Surveys

> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and
> a
> woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door
> and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions
> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
> wife
> sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife
> and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> came out
> with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard,
> one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls.
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood
> the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>
> The agent asked, "What on earth was all that racket that we heard?"
>
> The woman said...
>
>
>
>
> "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said, "I had to beat him to death
> with
> the chair."
>
>
> Moral:
>
> Women are evil
> Don't mess with them

2007-10-23 16:09:03 · 13 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 16:08:19 · 39 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Polls & Surveys

> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and
> a
> woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door
> and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions
> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
> wife
> sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife
> and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> came out
> with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard,
> one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls.
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood
> the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>
> The agent asked, "What on earth was all that racket that we heard?"
>
> The woman said...
>
>
>
>
> "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said, "I had to beat him to death
> with
> the chair."
>
>
> Moral:
>
> Women are evil
> Don't mess with them

2007-10-23 16:07:39 · 25 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone want to come play or help write?

2007-10-23 16:07:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I prefer the long story type, but short jokes are good too. Just wanted to send him something to cheer him up and make him laugh.

2007-10-23 16:07:36 · 18 answers · asked by Amber S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 16:07:11 · 23 answers · asked by Grotesque 1 in Polls & Surveys

actors who have been in two trilogies?
i've got eight in total. although i'm unsure about two of them.

2007-10-23 16:06:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 16:06:11 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like plain lays with my dip. you?

2007-10-23 16:05:31 · 7 answers · asked by carriec 7 in Polls & Surveys

1) How many of each type of animal did Moses take aboard?
2)Pretend you're trapped in a box. There're no windows, doors or any possible way to get out. So... how do you get out?

2007-10-23 16:05:22 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 16:04:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the divorce court
judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," conan said. "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."


bonus oldie

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-
eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

2007-10-23 16:04:34 · 4 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 16:04:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys