This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. This is a true story.
Dear Sir:
I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.
I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs.
Rather than carry the bricks ! down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it.
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2007-10-23 16:16:22 · 11 answers · asked by rendezvous_rama 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.
You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 175lbs.
Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.
In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equal, impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form.
Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience a great deal of pain.
2007-10-23 16:16:56 · update #1
At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight.
As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down! the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body.
Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.
I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks in pain unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.
2007-10-23 16:17:20 · update #2
I hope this answers your inquiry.
2007-10-23 16:17:42 · update #3
THANKS FOR THE STARS!
2007-10-23 17:26:26 · update #4
lol seems like a deleted scene from home alone
2007-10-23 16:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by gunslinga 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So you mean to tell me George Bush did all that to his own body? No wonder the American economy is in the shape its in!
2007-10-23 23:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by honesthustler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ignorance is no excuse! Request Denied! lol
2007-10-24 01:05:59 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow .. that is something.. Its amazing that he is still alive actually.. I feel really bad for him and how he wrote that so calmy i have no clue but when i was reading it, it sounded like a crazy story too and i had to laugh. up and down, up and down...
Funny and crazy.. Thanks..
2007-10-23 23:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL poor guy. I love how hes so professional about it. I would just be like it hurt like s.hit!
2007-10-23 23:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Em 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My god, Don't think I have ever heard that before, thank you, i'm in stiches.. just hope no one at work hears me laughing!
2007-10-23 23:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by chinsta... 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
while I find this storey mildly amusing, I am ROFL at the number of respondents who believe this was an actual scenario. gullible or what
2007-10-24 00:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
poor guy
2007-10-23 23:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Well I don't think it's funny...
2007-10-24 00:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by greenwhite 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My gosh!!! I hope he's ok.
2007-10-23 23:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋