the divorce court
judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," conan said. "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
bonus oldie
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-
eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
2007-10-23 16:04:34 · 4 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes love the first one best Conan haha :)
2007-10-23 16:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a speedy keep on with-as a lot as Friday’s positioned up: Obama “Birther” Orly Taitz did certainly confront chief Justice John Roberts at a communicate board on the college of Idaho-Moscow. From the Seattle positioned up-Intelligencer: At one aspect in the course of the target audience question era, Orly Taitz, a lady from Rancho Santa Margarita, Calif., stated she had information proving that President Obama change into no longer born interior u.s. and to that end ought to no longer be president. even as target audience individuals laughed, she stated she had 0.5 a million signatures of folk annoying the best courtroom listen the matter. Roberts cut back her off by declaring that if she had information which includes her, she might want to supply them to safe practices officials. He also stated he ought to no longer communicate the problem. =========================== NO. Taitz CLAIMS what she thinks Roberts stated. Lies spread like wildfire. and he or she is mendacity. everybody with a million/third an oz. of sense? Any decide who reads any record given to him, outdoors of a courtroom, touching on to any case it truly is pending or should be pending.. should be removed from the bench. Her action in this project verge on criminal, a minimum of sufficient to get her disbarred. for sure, enable me bypass again and count number... how lots of you're TOO UNEDUCATED to comprehend WHAT SHE DID? AND WHY it truly is prohibited?
2016-10-22 22:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both old....but both good.
2007-10-23 16:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by hello world 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loved the first one ..
Thanks.. :)
2007-10-23 16:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋