> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and
> a
> woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door
> and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions
> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
> wife
> sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife
> and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> came out
> with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard,
> one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls.
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood
> the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>
> The agent asked, "What on earth was all that racket that we heard?"
>
> The woman said...
>
>
>
>
> "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said, "I had to beat him to death
> with
> the chair."
>
>
> Moral:
>
> Women are evil
> Don't mess with them
2007-10-23 16:07:39 · 25 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very clever,it made me laugh.Not all us woman are evil,but then again its our prerogative to change our mind..cheers
2007-10-23 16:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by shrebee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Toolong/10
2007-10-23 16:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by agieagieagie22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I get bored, I wait until I know my bro can't pick up the phone, and I call, and leave a voicemail where I sing about weird, random stuff. A couple of days ago I sang about how I love strawberry yogurt and how I want to punch a snail in it's face. My brother returns my call later and just say, "Bro, what the f-ck?" And he laughs about it!
2016-04-10 01:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An awful joke, but I think that a determined woman is more dangerous than a vicious man.
2007-10-23 16:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by chick2lit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. But women are not evil, they just know ho to follow instructions
2007-10-23 16:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by Kandie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's really funny. I'd have to say that it's pretty well written. There aren't any major problems with grammer and it's understandable.
2007-10-23 16:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by mess129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is just a bunch of non sense that some person wrote because they had nothing better to do. Don't believe it this person doesn't know what they are saying.
2007-10-23 16:11:14 · answer #7 · answered by Josh D 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
you should look up 'proof that girls are evil' in like yahoo images and you'd find a funny equation.
2007-10-23 16:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by the new cookie cutter style 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's an old joke, but still pretty funny
2007-10-23 16:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by xzorion54 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a good one lol
2007-10-23 16:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by monizk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋