> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and
> a
> woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door
> and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions
> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
> wife
> sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife
> and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> came out
> with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard,
> one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls.
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood
> the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>
> The agent asked, "What on earth was all that racket that we heard?"
>
> The woman said...
>
>
>
>
> "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said, "I had to beat him to death
> with
> the chair."
>
>
> Moral:
>
> Women are evil
> Don't mess with them
2007-10-23 16:09:03 · 13 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard of this one before but I can't believe I'm still laughing my ass off. Never gets old. Great joke!
2007-10-23 18:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We know how to get the job done right!! lol
2007-10-23 18:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious.. Good one..
Deb :)
2007-10-23 16:44:13 · answer #3 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah.dont mess with us.lol
2007-10-23 16:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-23 16:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by marsh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the joke but no it is not peticularly well written
2007-10-23 16:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ahahahhahahhaha
2007-10-23 16:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is True!!! LOL
2007-10-23 16:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by betterballerthanu 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn good!!!!!!!!!!!! never heard of this joke so long
2007-10-23 19:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by hyperthreadinguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
2007-10-23 17:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋