Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

Are u circumcised or not and are u glad that u are or not?? just curious to know... please no debates... and also when did u do it and why?? and also what race and age are u??

2007-10-22 16:18:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

centipede lurking under your desk?

2007-10-22 16:18:06 · 8 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I mean it was totally awesome and now its like, BORING

2007-10-22 16:17:23 · 23 answers · asked by CherryRed 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone agree that George Carlin is possibly the best stand-up act of all time

2007-10-22 16:17:11 · 12 answers · asked by bloodshotbiz 4 in Comedy

For someone that you feel you're going to burst. and say nothing. Like the old song.

I look at at you and I say to myself , what more could I want if I had you. I long to know the thrill of you sweet embrace , yet when we're face to face , I just look at you.

Did you let your love interest slip away?

2007-10-22 16:17:06 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

OK last silly question for today....

2007-10-22 16:16:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:16:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:16:11 · 11 answers · asked by lifescircle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:14:54 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:14:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if it was a Jeopardy category, you would kick booty and take names.

2007-10-22 16:14:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if yes, how many?

i havent carved mine yet, maybe this weekend...im too busy for it...

2007-10-22 16:13:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two elderly men were having a conversation about sex:

1st Old man: "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a thirty year old!"



2nd Old man: "You're kidding!! I can't even manage once! What's your secret?"


1st Old man: "Well, my secret is to eat a lot of whole-wheat bread. I am not kidding!"

So the second old man rushed to the bread store.



Clerk: "May I help you?"


Old man: "I want five loaves of whole-wheat bread, please!"


Clerk: "Man, that's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!"


Old man: "Damn!! Does EVERYONE know about this, except me?!!"

2007-10-22 16:12:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

funky town look like?????? i've never been there before.........

2007-10-22 16:11:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-10-22 16:11:32 · 16 answers · asked by ↓ ♥мǝow♥ ↑ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:11:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Madeline Kahn and Doug E Doug were two of the co-stars and Cosby "Hilton Lucas" was a laid off baggage handler.

2007-10-22 16:11:00 · 2 answers · asked by OceanBlue0910 2 in Comedy

2007-10-22 16:10:51 · 33 answers · asked by Mrs. Smith 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is it any good at all? I haven't seen it.

2007-10-22 16:10:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Which do you prefer when you die? To be buried or to be cremated. I think I will choose to be buried cause I don't like the idea of being burned I'd rather be buried intact.

2007-10-22 16:09:55 · 11 answers · asked by Death Girl Am 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde goes to the gynecologist.
The Doctor comes in the room & is amazed at how attractive she is. He decides that she is blonde & won't know the difference so he will take advantage of her. So he asks her to undress.
He rubs her thigh & says, do you know what I am doing now?
She says yes you are checking for abrasions & bruises.
He then rubs her breasts & says do you know what I am doing now?
She says yes, you are checking for lumps and other signs of breast cancer.
He figures she's been through this before, this will be easy, he drops his pants & starts going at it.
He says do you know what I am doing now?
& She says.................













Yes. you are getting herpes.


Thanks for the star if you liked

2007-10-22 16:09:27 · 20 answers · asked by Will S 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.

The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar.. you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy
face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, D*ickhead? Drink your fu-king beer in your damn frozen mug and eat your mother-fu-king snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got that, a$$hole?"

2007-10-22 16:08:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-22 16:08:48 · 8 answers · asked by Amanda M 5 in Polls & Surveys

Soda?

2007-10-22 16:08:21 · 32 answers · asked by TrexMwix 4 in Polls & Surveys

would you like it?

2007-10-22 16:07:44 · 7 answers · asked by § § uɐʎɹ § § 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:07:20 · 29 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Polls & Surveys

... would the Butcher give me a better price on some chickens?

2007-10-22 16:07:18 · 5 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've come to realise there is no turning back. I'm in too deep. I'm hooked and need to protect my addiction. You never know when something you say is too "out there" and someone pulls the plug on you.

If you have several IDs, do you use them all equally? Or do you have a main ID and several backups? Or do you have a naughty ID and a nice one? This is serious stuff...

2007-10-22 16:06:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:06:36 · 24 answers · asked by Jenblossom 6 in Polls & Surveys

How does this work? Add up in your head the following numbers:1000, 40, 1000, 30, 1000, 20, 1000, 10. Do you come up with 5000 like I did? Now add them on a calculator or with a pencil. What do you get? See what I mean?

2007-10-22 16:05:30 · 16 answers · asked by Ladybug II 6 in Jokes & Riddles