A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar.. you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy
face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, D*ickhead? Drink your fu-king beer in your damn frozen mug and eat your mother-fu-king snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got that, a$$hole?"
2007-10-22 16:08:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you've done it again....yep, peed my pants after reading this...lol...you get a star!
2007-10-22 17:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by AMY 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Another good one. Reminds me of the song I'm Gonna Hire a Wino To Decorate Our Home! One of my favorite songs. haha!
2007-10-23 10:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Being married and all of that myself for years I would have let him go to the fudge bar…roflmao:)
Here is a star for you and your hard work:)
Rags37:):)
2007-10-24 10:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poor guy, he needs a star to cheer him up now. hehe the wife hit him 10 nil haha... loooooooool... star
2007-10-23 02:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by baby gal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who told you about me and my wife last week? LMAO
j/k
2007-10-30 12:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by ibgone2316 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect 10! star for you
2007-10-23 01:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by Marge 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol thats great email me and tell me where you get ur jokes
2007-10-23 18:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A very good joke.Well planned one.
2007-10-23 02:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome! You are the best! LMAO
2007-10-24 08:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good - unexpected ending
2007-10-22 23:14:15 · answer #10 · answered by Jessie H 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋