A blonde goes to the gynecologist.
The Doctor comes in the room & is amazed at how attractive she is. He decides that she is blonde & won't know the difference so he will take advantage of her. So he asks her to undress.
He rubs her thigh & says, do you know what I am doing now?
She says yes you are checking for abrasions & bruises.
He then rubs her breasts & says do you know what I am doing now?
She says yes, you are checking for lumps and other signs of breast cancer.
He figures she's been through this before, this will be easy, he drops his pants & starts going at it.
He says do you know what I am doing now?
& She says.................
Yes. you are getting herpes.
Thanks for the star if you liked
2007-10-22 16:09:27 · 20 answers · asked by Will S 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...its never a bad time for a good laugh..thanks for the injection of humor into an otherwise boring night!! I did pass you a star on too!
2007-10-22 16:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg rotflol ok ive got a couple thier is a blonde burnet and redhead and they all got the electric chair for a crime they didnt commit so the red head goes first and she sits down and the guy whoes about to throw the switch yells ready aim and she yells tornado everybody looks around and she escapes the burnet caught on to this and sits in the chair ready aim huracane she yells and gets away the blonde understands sits in the chair ready aim she yelled FIRE
ok so the same scene as the first one they are getting the chair and the burnett sits in it first they ask her is she has any last words she said i happen to be a lawer and i know justice wont kill me off so he throws the switch nothing happens the red head sits down and he asked her if she had any last words she was a new age type person and she said karma wont let me die so he flipped the switch and nothing happened the blonde sits down and said i happen to be a technicion and i know that if you dont plug it in its not going to kill anyone
2007-10-22 19:18:58 · answer #2 · answered by Maddie 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A very funny joke. A star to you
2007-10-22 19:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Nice one. XD
2007-10-22 16:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess this one wasn't that stupid after all.
Thanks for the Best answer...if you liked :)
2007-10-22 16:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh ya.. that am funny joke!
2007-10-22 16:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
hilarious!!
♥
2007-10-22 20:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by love.nikita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke, lol. * 4 u.
2007-10-22 17:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by m.domonic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Poor guy.
2007-10-22 17:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Em 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol!
star4u
2007-10-22 16:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋