Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

the ending -itis?

2007-10-22 16:33:20 · 5 answers · asked by dizzkat 7 in Polls & Surveys

1) What does the average Alabama Player get on his SATs?
.......... Drool.

2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
........... A full set of teeth.

3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
........... Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
.......... Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
......... There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky Football team like a possum?
.......... Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn fo otball player's life?
.......... His freshman year.

(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.......... None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........ Baton Rouge , Louisiana . He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.......... You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

2007-10-22 16:32:39 · 13 answers · asked by KatVic 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-22 16:31:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was thrilled to just discover that there's at least one other person on Planet Earth that thinks todays' country & western music sucks out loud. I'm referring to the junk called Pop Country. If some of you artists want to sing country music, then why don't you do it? Are you too embarrassed to yodel, wail and whine like God intended for REAL Country & Western to sound? Ya'll sound just alike with that PC stuff and some of us are now raiding our parents' attics in search of old records by Lefty, Merle, Hank Thompson, Tex Ritter, Patsy Cline, Kitty Wells, Johnny Cash, Hank Snow, Hank, SR., etc. You all know good & well what I'm talking about. If anyone out there agrees with me, then don't buy that "new noise", as I call that pathetic cr*p. BTW, why don't you ppl from Hollyweird get outta Nashville?

2007-10-22 16:31:17 · 17 answers · asked by Chiksita 4 in Country

2007-10-22 16:29:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

feel always connected..?

2007-10-22 16:29:32 · 28 answers · asked by Sienna 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:29:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

peach....mmmmm I could really go for one right now...YUMMY

2007-10-22 16:29:14 · 18 answers · asked by Bite me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:29:05 · 10 answers · asked by eden hawk 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Alcohol of course!


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2007-10-22 16:28:58 · 12 answers · asked by Lindsey girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

in the encyclopedia, what would the picture be next to it?

2007-10-22 16:28:38 · 3 answers · asked by dizzkat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:28:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

forks ,spoons and butter knives into only 2 instead of 3 , what would go with what ??
in other words would you put your knives with your forks and keep your spoons by themselves, or your spoons with your forks and leave the knives by themselves,and so on??

2007-10-22 16:27:02 · 8 answers · asked by spindymindi 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:26:58 · 14 answers · asked by lifescircle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:26:50 · 7 answers · asked by yafathomiejt 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:26:22 · 3 answers · asked by Chook 2 in Drama

I have My ambitions as a Ridah by Tupac.

2007-10-22 16:25:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the encyclopedia, what picture would be next to it?

2007-10-22 16:25:14 · 3 answers · asked by dizzkat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:25:12 · 9 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

Don't get me wrong- I absolutely love the idea of Yahoo Answers- I mean, a real, live 8 ball kind of situation with all sorts of answers & answerers.

But it just seems so full of idiots some days. I often hang out in the Newborn & Baby section, or Toddler & Preschooler section, since I have one of each. But most days, I am literally sickened by all the idiots.

I just have to shake my head and take a big 'ol breather from Yahoo. It shouldn't have to be this way... should it?

2007-10-22 16:24:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

peering in your window

2007-10-22 16:24:07 · 16 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

yumm isn't it good

2007-10-22 16:23:34 · 19 answers · asked by εїз TANYA εїз 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:22:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:21:02 · 19 answers · asked by lifescircle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:20:56 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ONE ANSWER Only, please. Thanx

Mine is "The Liars Club".

2007-10-22 16:20:30 · 11 answers · asked by HarleyD 3 in Other - Television

Make sure you count your butt zits too!

2007-10-22 16:20:19 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

watch Dr. Steve O??.He is really crazy!!!!

2007-10-22 16:19:27 · 6 answers · asked by § dreamer § 7 in Polls & Surveys

I do and he is amazing =)

2007-10-22 16:19:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 16:19:09 · 11 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys