1) What does the average Alabama Player get on his SATs?
.......... Drool.
2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
........... A full set of teeth.
3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
........... Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
.......... Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
......... There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the Kentucky Football team like a possum?
.......... Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn fo otball player's life?
.......... His freshman year.
(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.......... None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........ Baton Rouge , Louisiana . He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.......... You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
2007-10-22 16:32:39 · 13 answers · asked by KatVic 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm Southern, too, and I love them! Thanks for the laughs.
2007-10-22 17:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by Beckers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 10:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tooo friggin cute!!! I am from Arkansas and that is funny. Not true for everyone, but funny.
2007-10-22 18:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
#1 was funniest!
haha
star4u
2007-10-22 17:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sniffle* no wv jokes :(....but hilarious!....thanks for the laugh!
here's one wv joke.....How do west virginians have safe sex?....
they mark the sheep that kick with an X...lol
2007-10-22 17:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe, yeeeehaaawn pretty funny
hawwwn haawwwn haawn
2007-10-22 18:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAOPMP
Rolling on floor laughing my @ss off peeing my pants....
2007-10-22 17:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
2007-10-22 16:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by barb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep them coming
Thanx for making me laugh after a long day!!!
You rock!!!
You are an Amazing joke teller!!
These are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
OOOPS FORGOT 1 IMPORTANT THING........* for you
2007-10-22 16:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, mean, but very funny
2007-10-22 17:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋