Two elderly men were having a conversation about sex:
1st Old man: "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a thirty year old!"
2nd Old man: "You're kidding!! I can't even manage once! What's your secret?"
1st Old man: "Well, my secret is to eat a lot of whole-wheat bread. I am not kidding!"
So the second old man rushed to the bread store.
Clerk: "May I help you?"
Old man: "I want five loaves of whole-wheat bread, please!"
Clerk: "Man, that's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!"
Old man: "Damn!! Does EVERYONE know about this, except me?!!"
2007-10-22 16:12:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn!!!
hahahahaha
gotta tell my granpa this one. . .
2007-10-22 19:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by dodong1127 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poor old fool.. hahaha.. not! Cute joke.
2007-10-24 23:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if you mix whole wheat bread and sausage, would it be harder?!!
2007-10-23 01:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now I know what to feed my husband when we get old!!!
2007-10-23 14:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
now you know why the no carb diet went out of style!....lol...you get a star!
2007-10-23 00:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by AMY 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! old man misunderstood!star for you!
2007-10-23 13:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a excellent one!! Thanks for a good laugh today:):) I will also give you a star for your hard work!
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
2007-10-23 10:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahah lmao!!! fuuunnny star for u
2007-10-23 01:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK, that was funny, have a star
2007-10-22 23:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by Will S 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol thats too funny
2007-10-23 18:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋