Entertainment & Music - 10 October 2007

Yet another student shooting up his class mates. What is the cause in your opinion? Is there a solution?

2007-10-10 20:41:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:41:06 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it sounds terrible and fake..
i say just stick to subtitles.

2007-10-10 20:39:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Charlie was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a shelf while she was waiting for John, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When John was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?

John replied, "That's silver and it costs $300.

"My goodness that sure is a lot of money" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and John went to the back room to find it.

From the back room John yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

2007-10-10 20:39:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who is the actress who plays her and what has she starred in before? She looks so familiar. And Nathan is Clares dad! OMG!

2007-10-10 20:39:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

2007-10-10 20:39:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-10 20:38:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:38:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, 'when I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'

So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after Mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his @ss.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the $hit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his @ss.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T"

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."

12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God.

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

2007-10-10 20:36:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-10 20:35:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like what?

2007-10-10 20:34:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:33:55 · 40 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:31:02 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:30:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:29:52 · 35 answers · asked by Martha B will be suspended 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town.

One day, he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do.

He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman.

"Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"

"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.

The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her.

When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar."

The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."

The bartender nodded, "Well if you're that far into the game, you may as well finish!"

2007-10-10 20:29:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-10 20:29:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-10-10 20:28:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just asking...

2007-10-10 20:27:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Navy fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well", explains the pilot, "it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"

The pilot taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

2007-10-10 20:26:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Here come's the rain again- The Eurythmics

2007-10-10 20:25:29 · 24 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would have to say Taylor Swift,I love her songs and the way she sings them.

2007-10-10 20:25:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-10-10 20:24:32 · 28 answers · asked by Satellite Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:22:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them

2007-10-10 20:21:18 · 7 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Pronounciation:

Zexen (said with a z sound).

the a is pronounced (long, not like in the word "ash" but like in the word "ahhh" or "ah-hah")

the "sch" is pronounced as an "sh" sound.

"tene" is pronounced as as in the word "tenet"

"kov" is pronounced with a sharp accent, (kind of like the word "cough" but slightly different, more accented)

2007-10-10 20:19:31 · 11 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:17:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 20:16:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

faithful person?

2007-10-10 20:15:29 · 39 answers · asked by Martha B will be suspended 3 in Polls & Surveys

walking in your shoes?

2007-10-10 20:14:01 · 33 answers · asked by Martha B will be suspended 3 in Polls & Surveys