Q. How do you scare a man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A. At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A. No phone numbers.
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
HaHa OUCH....
2007-10-10
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