Q. How do you scare a man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A. At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A. No phone numbers.
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
HaHa OUCH....
2007-10-10 21:19:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant *rofl*
won't beat you for it, don't worry, hon
2007-10-10 21:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA funny and true - i loved the one about the singles bar and the clowns
2007-10-10 21:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, chrisjoker. the position hast thou been? My day hast been lacking in mirthsome high quality, yea, thou returnst and avail us of thy tomfoolery. I laughed with exeptional quantity. LOL. sturdy stuff, fella.
2016-10-09 00:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-11 19:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny.. men out there will react on this..
2007-10-10 21:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by ivy g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, all very funny!!! Have a star xx
2007-10-10 21:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by nat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very very funny lol
2007-10-10 21:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny and mostly true! unfortunately!
2007-10-10 22:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha a star for you cheers.
2007-10-10 21:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!!!!!!! but funny
2007-10-10 21:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋