My girlfriend and I had been going out together for over a year and planned to get married. My girlfriend was an absolute dream and there was only one thing that bothered me, her younger sister.
She was 20 years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I got many a pleasant view. She never did it around anyone else.
She called me over one day shortly before the wedding to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She said that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome and wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister and committed my life to her.
I was in total shock and could not say a word: she said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want me, come up and get me". I was absolutely stunned, I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
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2007-10-10
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