English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

"TAKE IT OUT IT`S HURTING"

2007-10-10 22:19:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

28 answers

Do you need Vaseline or a plaster?

2007-10-11 03:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

hmmmmmmmmmm

non-gutter answers:
a splinter of wood embedded in a body part;
a sewing needle stuck in the skin;
a bee's stinger in a body part;
a tick embedded in a leg;
an earring that has become infected;
a staple through a finger......

i'll pass on the gutter answers ;) the mind boggles and I'm still working out what's acceptable and what isn't in mixed company ;)

2007-10-11 06:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 2 0

You let your three year old comb your hair.

or

Your contact has gotten stuck in your eye.

or

You just got stung by a bee.

or

You have an ingrown toe nail.

or

You fell on a patch of prickly pair cactus

or

A cockroach crawled in your ear and got stuck when you were sleeping.

or

You got your hand stuck in a pickle jar.

or

You're getting a mammogram.

or

You're having a pap smear.

or

You got bubblegum stuck in your hair.

or

Your toddler stuck a bean up his nose.

I could go on and on........

2007-10-11 06:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Tea 6 · 2 0

A family friendly answer ;)

A drawing pin that someone accidently left on a chair that you just sat on!

2007-10-11 05:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by Adele P 3 · 2 0

A visit to the dentist for toothache.

2007-10-11 05:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Ok Murcia I will hop on a plane and be right over. lol

2007-10-11 06:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 2 0

Large wallet, tight jeans.

2007-10-11 05:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ilkie 7 · 2 0

SHUT UP HIPPY, you'll wake the children

2007-10-11 06:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i would say your shouting isn't going to help...

2007-10-11 06:34:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The nurse who is giving you your flu shot!

2007-10-11 05:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by D Day 1968 4 · 3 0

fedest.com, questions and answers