My girlfriend and I had been going out together for over a year and planned to get married. My girlfriend was an absolute dream and there was only one thing that bothered me, her younger sister.
She was 20 years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I got many a pleasant view. She never did it around anyone else.
She called me over one day shortly before the wedding to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She said that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome and wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister and committed my life to her.
I was in total shock and could not say a word: she said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want me, come up and get me". I was absolutely stunned, I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
Continued below. (Wait for it)
2007-10-10 22:35:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went for the front door. As I stepped out of the house and towards my car my future father-in-law approached me with tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said "we are very happy that you have passed our little test and we couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter, welcome to the family".
The moral of the story is:
Always keep your condoms in the car.
2007-10-10 22:40:17 · update #1
To those of you that have "heard" it before, please accept my sincere apologies, I had not seen it on here.
Hopefully you will be able to overcome it and carry on with your life!
But look on the positive side, I'd never heard of you before, and now I have.
2007-10-11 19:07:04 · update #2
Very clever mate. One of the best ive seen on here. Well done
2007-10-10 23:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny last time I read it in YA jokes and riddles, about 8 days ago. Still a good joke though
2007-10-10 22:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go up the stairs, open the door and there is your girlfriend with her sister holding a banner saying 'the wedding is off you rat' ???????????
lol very good
2007-10-10 22:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by juicy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good x
2007-10-10 22:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!.. Dats gud!
2007-10-10 22:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by -x-Enya-x- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2007-10-10 23:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. very good. wasn't expecting that!
have a star.
2007-10-10 22:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy crap man finish it already...its like watching a porn and the dvd is scratched!!!
2007-10-10 22:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by DUDE Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... that was funny and worth the wait
2007-10-10 22:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard of this joke before
i think three years ago...
2007-10-10 22:43:11 · answer #10 · answered by Hana Kimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋