Entertainment & Music - 10 October 2007

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dont you just love kids?

Little boy playing with his train, His mum over hears him say "all you b**tards getting off, f**k off, all you b**stards getting on, f**king hurry up!"

Mum sends him to his bedroom and tells him to stay there for 2 hours and learn to be nice to passengers. When he plays in 2 hours time, mum hears him say "those disembarking have a nice day and mind the step, those boarding enjoy your journey and those upset at the 2 hour delay, blame the fat cow in the kitchen!!!

2007-10-10 23:14:01 · 6 answers · asked by nat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you ever feel like you are slipping into the abyss?

2007-10-10 23:14:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Oh, I wish I were...?

an _____ _____ ______ that is what I'd truly Love to be?

2007-10-10 23:13:30 · 7 answers · asked by Penny Mae 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your trademark?

What makes you unique?

2007-10-10 23:12:37 · 12 answers · asked by Billy A 4 in Polls & Surveys

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If you have road rage, what is the worst thing that you have done to show it????

2007-10-10 23:11:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do U think about the Danny Bonaduce Johnny Fairplay Incident?

Danny Bonaduce tossed Johnny Fairplay over his head at the Fox Reality Awards (see on you tube). Updates say he is not going to be charged with assault. I think Johnny is a jackass and he had it coming, what about you?

2007-10-10 23:10:58 · 14 answers · asked by Rico Goldstar 7 in Reality Television

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Are you an outgoing, or a shy person?

2007-10-10 23:10:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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In one word define the importance of your life?

2007-10-10 23:09:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you name one rule for "the game of love"???

2007-10-10 23:06:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who has the song islands in the stream?

dolly parten adn some one else

2007-10-10 23:05:16 · 4 answers · asked by Alisi V 1 in Other - Music

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Have you ever found yourself unable to stop asking stupid questions?

2007-10-10 23:05:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever eaten your words?

what do they taste like?

2007-10-10 23:03:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is one thing?

That is frustrating you right now?

2007-10-10 23:03:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who sang the original mr. bojangles?

2007-10-10 23:00:40 · 6 answers · asked by Rolly K 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Is the pain worth the gain.......?

2007-10-10 23:00:00 · 15 answers · asked by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is it no pain, no gain........?

2007-10-10 22:59:04 · 11 answers · asked by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How many pillows are on your bed?

2007-10-10 22:55:30 · 60 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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When you were a kid did you get car sick?

When you were a kid or if you still are. Did you get car sick on vacation or long driving trips? After the first time I got sick in the car it was mandatory packing supplies to include a bucket for me on any trip. I out grew it eventually. But I can't play any First person shooter games on my PC very long.

2007-10-10 22:54:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ha ha ha ha ha?

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

2007-10-10 22:54:45 · 18 answers · asked by ttt 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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one for the women!?

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in the menstrual cycle. For example when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. And when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in f**king petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his f**king eyes and a cricket stump jammed up his b**tard ***!!!

Sorry guy, its just how we feel!!!

2007-10-10 22:53:22 · 10 answers · asked by nat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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isn't it just so annoying??????????????????/?

when i take my two children to school in the mornings we have to cross at a t-junction on a very busy road, and it is so annoying when car drivers dont indicate when turning corners. i am stood there with two children plus a baby in pram trying to work out the best time to cross and still ppl dont bother to use their indicaters. it really annoys me anyone else out their who feels the same? i am sure that there are also drivers out there as well who feel the same cause surely it must annoy you to???????????????

2007-10-10 22:52:55 · 18 answers · asked by staci b 3 in Polls & Surveys

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ha ha ha ha?

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.

After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

2007-10-10 22:52:44 · 12 answers · asked by ttt 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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