One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
2007-10-10 22:52:44 · 12 answers · asked by ttt 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!
2007-10-10 22:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by Zico Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 04:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved your joke mate. You deserve a star
2007-10-11 00:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by the16th 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, i wonder how many people in "real life" this applies too! i don't know If D.N.A. is good thing or not.Christ, just thought, i could be half "Yank"!!!!!
2007-10-11 04:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when I read it on here last week, still a good joke though
2007-10-10 23:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Awesome Joke =)
2007-10-11 00:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mz Cornell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har har! loved it. sounds like a recent episode of jezzer kyle!
2007-10-10 23:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one dude,, keep going,,, LOL
2007-10-10 23:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by Oh itsme !! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that IS a good one, have a star my funny friend ;-)
2007-10-10 22:58:18 · answer #9 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO:))
Was not expecting that punchline......LOL:))
2007-10-11 00:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋