A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in the menstrual cycle. For example when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. And when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in f**king petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his f**king eyes and a cricket stump jammed up his b**tard ***!!!
Sorry guy, its just how we feel!!!
2007-10-10 22:53:22 · 10 answers · asked by nat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol u n o it
2007-10-10 22:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tamara D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hear hear. Although my man tells me to relax, put on a favourite film, makes me a hot water bottle and gets me painkillers if I need them, and makes me mint tea and hugs me a lot. So when I feel better, then it's HIS turn for the star treatment...>;-)
2007-10-10 23:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...a return gift....
a woman was celebrating her 75th birthday. One jounalist approached for interview. After usual questions , he asked..and madame, when does a woman looses desire for sexx?
reply: How do I know? I am just 75 years old!
2007-10-10 23:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny that................I saw this guy on the train this morning and I felt all of the above, I got onto the bus from the train station and felt all of that again...then I got into work and my boss said....Oh I drank all of your green milk.......I just set him on fire. Burn bastard burn, now thats cheered me up.
2007-10-10 23:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by jude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And baby u forgot to say how we guys feel when we see u in menstrals,,, hmmmm should i say it,, hope u and others will understand,,
2007-10-10 22:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Oh itsme !! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats very funny..heard one here the other day...how many men does it take to wallpaper your room....three, if you slice them very thinly hehe...go on girls laugh it up lol
2007-10-10 22:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Finally an explanation! :-D x
2007-10-10 22:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh nat thank you ;)
2007-10-10 22:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! So damn true sister!
2007-10-10 23:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Commander Shepard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, true
2007-10-10 23:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Zico Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋