State-Of-The-Art Watch?

Question

A Navy fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well", explains the pilot, "it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"

The pilot taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Answer 1

I'm gonna save this and email it to a few people.

Answer 2

A good 1

Answer 3

This woman giggles, and replies, "Well, if you aren't the best little joke teller around!"

Thanks for another laugh!

Answer 4

Now that is state of the art ....indeed...good 1

Answer 5

omg tff hun that was a great one. lol ty i needed that after teh crazy night i am having here at work

Answer 6

Another good and funny joke.

Answer 7

Let me write that one down for my notes.thanks.

Answer 8

another good one keep them coming

Answer 9

good one

Answer 10

good one