Entertainment & Music - 24 September 2007

another category in yahoo answers ?
what is it?
does it have any sub category?

2007-09-24 21:30:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

now im in a bit of a pickle ladies,
who do you think is the hottest male in hollyoaks i think its between..........

Justin
Russ
Warren
Calvin
Rhys
Jake

2007-09-24 21:29:53 · 27 answers · asked by ~BluEeyE$~ 2 in Soap Operas

When he was 10 he peed in a plant pot outside the local shop and there was a camera in it and he saw it and still peed in it

2007-09-24 21:28:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:24:39 · 22 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:24:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I haven't watch season 1 at all, saw season 2 today, was pretty impressive so far. Should i go back watch all episode from season 1?

2007-09-24 21:23:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

My mate told me if i wanted to attract the girls on the beach, push a potato down my shorts.....it didn't work.....he should have specified that i put it down the front.....oops !!

2007-09-24 21:22:51 · 22 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:22:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

- You're suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. You go to the mall and forget where I parked my car.

- Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your multi-vitamin.

- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

- It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.

- If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.

- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

- Your eyes won't get much worse.

- Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.

- Things you buy now won't wear out.

- No one expects you to run into a burning building.

- There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

- Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

- You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.

- You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya."

2007-09-24 21:21:29 · 3 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

If not then why not allow the man to visit ground zero?
After all his intentions were good, i.e to pay his respects to the victims of 911.

2007-09-24 21:21:21 · 4 answers · asked by Kakashi Sensei 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:17:05 · 8 answers · asked by seandougy 2 in Other - Television

and are you M or F?? please

2007-09-24 21:16:27 · 11 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

would you rather stay in a hotel in a city you are visiting for a concert for two days at like a motel 6 and pay for two days and look around or would you rather pay the same amount for the two days for a 4 star hotel but only stay 1 day?

2007-09-24 21:15:53 · 11 answers · asked by B* 6 in Polls & Surveys

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realised that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life..

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need.... a new suit. That'll make me feel a little better.

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see. Size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit ...it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16 1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see. Size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since before I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head. "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £10
Second opinion - PRICELESS ;-)

2007-09-24 21:13:52 · 24 answers · asked by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-24 21:13:24 · 18 answers · asked by Party Boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I ussually like action, but for some reason I really got into Fruits Basket..

2007-09-24 21:13:12 · 2 answers · asked by Mana 2 in Comics & Animation

I would pick the cabin any day.

2007-09-24 21:12:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

BALLS!

2007-09-24 21:11:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:11:30 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or simply tagging??

2007-09-24 21:07:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:05:04 · 29 answers · asked by Party Boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Normally I glance to make sure no-one has yet given my answer - if they have I move on.

2007-09-24 21:02:59 · 32 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know the name of the song playing over the end credits of last night's episode ? It's not listed on the web site yet.

2007-09-24 21:00:27 · 2 answers · asked by Victor 7 in Drama

Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately ". Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing". So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them. I think it was the salad.

Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe, which said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice". So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday: Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work; I'll try and be supportive.

Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it". Beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again; it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday: Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "Why me? Why me?"

It has to be his job.

2007-09-24 20:59:35 · 19 answers · asked by tinta 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A woman filed for divorce after just one night of marriage because she got annoyed when she found out that the 24 inch her husband promised before the wedding was a T.V.!

2007-09-24 20:56:52 · 10 answers · asked by tinta 2 in Jokes & Riddles

because I haven't return 4 movies that I rented last month?
lol!

2007-09-24 20:56:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 20:56:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Use only three words to tell me your opinion on.....


Slackers at your job.

2007-09-24 20:56:09 · 8 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 20:55:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok we've all had those moments where something just gets you laughing and you just cant stop, gets you to the point your almost rolling on the floor.
So when was the last time you laughed like this, and what was it that made you laugh like this.

2007-09-24 20:52:46 · 21 answers · asked by alser 2 in Polls & Surveys