Entertainment & Music - 24 September 2007

a guy whos bullied me physically, has always smash me in the face with a basketball. i have had a broken nose and eye fracture. im going to see him again in 2 weeks. should i do something? what should i do?

but we will be in a place where sports is nowhere in sight. like a classroom. can i bring a ball and hit him with it anyway?

2007-09-24 22:15:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THE GOOD NAPKINS...ahhhhh...the joys of having girls...

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake)....

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake)...

Now, fast forward a few months...It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter.

Next, in came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next, in came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then in came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth and be careful who you ask to set the table for you!

2007-09-24 22:15:00 · 2 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-24 22:14:22 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 22:13:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am asking this cez i see many ppl telling anyways thanx fer the 2 points

2007-09-24 22:13:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pass the time away, what do you do? Read, write, sing, make music?

2007-09-24 22:13:09 · 7 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 22:11:19 · 12 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 22:10:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong

2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao

4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King

5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan

7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni

8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat

9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim

10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King

12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo

14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka

15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

2007-09-24 22:08:52 · 5 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-24 22:08:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why were you in the media?

2007-09-24 22:06:58 · 22 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

- Love for the Greek language?
- Good looking symbol?
- Meaning "the End"?
- What else???

I am Greek and I love meeting it in you id names my babes!!

2007-09-24 22:06:46 · 6 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

I manage a movie theatre and I've been fielding a lot of complaints recently from parents and teenagers who are frustrated because most of the movies in the last 5-6 weeks have been rated R. And the trend will mostly continue for the next 4-5 weeks.

2007-09-24 22:06:00 · 4 answers · asked by Justin H 7 in Movies

2007-09-24 22:04:53 · 15 answers · asked by nitro 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 22:04:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three ducks go into a bar. "Say, whats your name?" says the bartender to the first duck. " Huey " he replied. "What have u been up to today then Huey?" "Well, ive been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck want?" "And you are?" he says to the second duck "I'm Duey" he replies. "So Duey, what have u been doing?" "I've been in and out of puddles all day too, had a great time?" The bartender then turns to the third duck. "U must be Louie then?" "No" she said, batting her eyelashes, "I'm Puddles" !!!!

2007-09-24 22:04:22 · 30 answers · asked by EDGIE 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Rap, Rock, Reggae, Techno, Blues, Alternative, Metal, R&B, Hippy Sh*t

2007-09-24 22:02:09 · 3 answers · asked by jason m 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 22:01:20 · 16 answers · asked by nitro 1 in Polls & Surveys

What's your favorite color? Ha ha ha haaaaa!

2007-09-24 22:00:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 22:00:26 · 18 answers · asked by nitro 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:59:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:57:17 · 7 answers · asked by nitro 1 in Polls & Surveys

What are you listening to?

I'm listening to a lonely september by the plain white t's. it is indeed a lonely september.

2007-09-24 21:56:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How did it make you feel?

2007-09-24 21:56:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and Mr Nice are planning to run away to get married, no hassle, no waste of money, no bull****!!

What legal documents do we need??

2007-09-24 21:55:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:55:28 · 9 answers · asked by nitro 1 in Polls & Surveys

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them

2007-09-24 21:53:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:53:13 · 24 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:52:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:52:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys