Entertainment & Music - 24 September 2007

A young Italian girl was going on a date.

Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don’t let him
do dat. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat
too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda. But mosta important, he's agonna try
ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do
dat for sure. Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted: "And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of
him, and disgraced HIS family!"

Nonna fainted!!

2007-09-24 00:34:18 · 8 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the most interesting comment someone has said to you?

2007-09-24 00:34:13 · 9 answers · asked by htpanther 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Best Answers?

Do you check a persons profile before you give them best answers. I don't.

2007-09-24 00:31:47 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you beleive in superstitions?

I don't =)

2007-09-24 00:30:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Elderly assassin...............?

An 80 year old man wanted his wife dead so he could claim the insurance and live the high life for the rest of his short life on earth,so he consulted a hitman.

The hitman told him the best way to do it was to shoot her just below the left nipple.

To which the old man replied "i want her dead,not kneecapped".

LOL @ THAT

2007-09-24 00:30:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Anyone need a hug or smile?

HUGS and SMILE;)

2007-09-24 00:27:31 · 17 answers · asked by htpanther 3 in Polls & Surveys

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is Miley Cyrus really pregnant?

someone please tell me! and is she really on steroids?

2007-09-24 00:27:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What food do you hate?

I hate crappy sushi!

2007-09-24 00:26:12 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the average life span for a YA-P&S avatar??

Star if your's is 1yr or older!

2007-09-24 00:24:59 · 14 answers · asked by Brain Vadder aka Darth Fool 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it raining outside?

I can't get up

2007-09-24 00:24:34 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the most random quote you've ever heard?

2007-09-24 00:24:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Name a surprising starter film for a current or past famous Hollywood Movie Star?

We know that our greatest actors had to get there start some how at some point.Some got more appealing or more glamorous starter roles than others did,fortunately.Many of the biggest names in Hollywood got their start in a B or low-budget film that was only a notch ahead of a local restaurant gig to make-ends-meet.That was no sin.Some of those movies must be a distant memory and topics for laughter at many a dinner party these days.There was foot-in-the-door starter roles for now-famous actors that were not so bad even though the initial movies they starred in were weird,silly and/or a failure at the Box Office.One of my favorite stars George Clooney in"Return Of The Killer Tomatoes"(1989),in which he was funny,cool and displayed star potential even then.His equally funny co-star Anthony Starke seemed to vanish from radar except for a TV series"The Magnificent Seven"(1999). Jennifer Aniston started with"Leprechaun"(1993),in which she was zany,ditzy and cute!Name your favorite and why?

2007-09-24 00:24:00 · 8 answers · asked by conavra 3 in Movies

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