A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don’t let him
do dat. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat
too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda. But mosta important, he's agonna try
ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do
dat for sure. Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted: "And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of
him, and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted!!
2007-09-24 00:34:18 · 8 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PERFECT!!! :))))
I am sending this to my ex to count whose family is more disgraced!!! hihihihihihihi :)))))
Star!
2007-09-24 04:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by mallika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved that one. Would like to meet an Italian girl with the same instructions.
2007-09-24 06:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to go Nonna..... stars to you dudette...! :-)
2007-09-24 00:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by Sonny O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-09-24 00:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
modern women ,was she a blond .lol
2007-09-24 00:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!! lol thats hilarious!! u just made my morning!!
2007-09-24 00:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really cute
2007-09-24 05:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by nick k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh
2007-09-24 03:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by inlove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋