2007-09-24 00:24:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The good thing about a stake to the heart is it works on non-vampires too.
2007-09-24 00:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends what you mean by random!
i like Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
2007-09-24 00:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh I heard so many good ones!! hahah
um, um, um, just today I heard someone say
"Your bum cracks me up"
?? randommmm haha =]
2007-09-24 00:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's two theories to arguing with women, neither one works.
2007-09-24 00:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Starr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug.
2007-09-24 00:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I overheard this in a grocery store:
"I don't know, it just showed up and started staring at me ..."
2007-09-25 20:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband to his pastor.....
can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho
2007-09-24 00:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can milk anything with nipples.
2007-09-24 00:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
" I have half a mind to tell them what I think " !!
Sooooo ,,,,,,, what's up with the other half ??
LOL !!
2007-09-24 06:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋