An 80 year old man wanted his wife dead so he could claim the insurance and live the high life for the rest of his short life on earth,so he consulted a hitman.
The hitman told him the best way to do it was to shoot her just below the left nipple.
To which the old man replied "i want her dead,not kneecapped".
LOL @ THAT
2007-09-24 00:30:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! Naughty but nice dude!!
2007-09-24 02:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jackass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last time she was shot her ankle fractured,as she bought a new bra .lol
2007-09-24 00:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
know what?
LOL @ THAT spoils the joke!
2007-09-24 01:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm!,lol at that!..NOT!
2007-09-24 00:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ღ♥yorkshire lass♥ღ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-09-24 00:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFFAO!
2007-09-24 00:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋