Entertainment & Music - 23 September 2007

plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"
says Bob. "He's on my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I
recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a
Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi, Bobby. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling
him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and
says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real Bltch this time."

(i think i have posted before)

2007-09-23 23:59:27 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I've noticed that on this site when people don't understand a question they say you are wrong or that you are lying?
Is it because they can't answer the question?

2007-09-23 23:58:22 · 7 answers · asked by sam 2 in Polls & Surveys

Would it be expediant for them to record a log of their orbitz in my book?

Can I tune into their communications?

2007-09-23 23:57:45 · 1 answers · asked by ghouly05 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I said a prayer for you today.

I prayed that you would have an awesome day!!!

I prayed that you felt great both physically and emotionally!!!!

Please let me know how your day is!!!!!

2007-09-23 23:54:49 · 25 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:52:40 · 6 answers · asked by Psycho 2 in Jokes & Riddles

wouldn't the government make a lot of money to do some great things for america from the profits? We know the majority of people smoke anyway. Your thoughts?

2007-09-23 23:50:08 · 18 answers · asked by Darla 5 in Polls & Surveys

Like customers or guests in your place of business or home?

2007-09-23 23:49:39 · 14 answers · asked by Patrick E 6 in Polls & Surveys

either a sport stars, film stars or singer.which one do u choose and why?

2007-09-23 23:48:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:46:16 · 13 answers · asked by Psycho 2 in Polls & Surveys

because they believe in something different than you, whether it is religion, sex, politics, whatever, do you strike back viciously or do you respect their beliefs?

I only ask because of the question posted about describing God in one sentence and I saw how easy it could turn into a boiling pot.

2007-09-23 23:46:01 · 16 answers · asked by Patrick E 6 in Polls & Surveys

I see people on here, and out in the real world, proclaiming (not neccessarily from a religious aspect) that, with the way the world is going, it will soon end.

Who here believes we're heading towards some cataclysmic finale, and who believes that people have been saying the world will end tomorrow for the last 20,000 years and that all of them have said, 'we've never had it worse than it is at the moment,'.

Is there ever likely to be an Armageddon, spiritual, economic, enviormental or otherwise?

Thanks!

2007-09-23 23:44:02 · 20 answers · asked by David 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:43:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anna A 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:42:02 · 9 answers · asked by beatrice 1 in Movies

(That's my son, btw)!!

2007-09-23 23:41:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And have you recovered from it?

2007-09-23 23:40:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why? "sniff"

2007-09-23 23:39:36 · 20 answers · asked by gatsby101 2 in Polls & Surveys

Inspired by my daughter, Cheyenne (who has discovered the High School Musical book) Yes, a kid that loves reading more than watching movies!

2007-09-23 23:39:14 · 18 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:36:46 · 43 answers · asked by - 3 in Polls & Surveys

to fix your hair
to do your face
get dressed

2007-09-23 23:36:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your hand not your political inclinations but, go ahead and tell me about them too if you want. :P

2007-09-23 23:36:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:35:41 · 6 answers · asked by DL 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is proud of himself and he starts calling his wife “mother of six” in spite of her objection.

One day, they go to party.

The man decides that it is time to go home and want to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts “shall we go home now mother of six?”

His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back,

“Anytime you are ready, father of four!”

Husband “?????????????????????????????????????????”

2007-09-23 23:32:13 · 5 answers · asked by LoCo#33 1 in Jokes & Riddles

did i say something wrong?? : (




~take care~

2007-09-23 23:30:51 · 36 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

I certainly couldn't *shudder*

2007-09-23 23:30:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

2007-09-23 23:26:09 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

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A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

2007-09-23 23:24:47 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-23 23:24:47 · 1 answers · asked by shyla s 1 in Other - Television

..............and I'm not there I must be somewhere else, and if I'm somewhere else I cant be here - so where the hell am I???

2007-09-23 23:22:39 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:22:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you know when theres a big news story like the McCanns or Colin McRae crash who makes the sick jokes up that do the rounds not long after the event.

2007-09-23 23:22:24 · 11 answers · asked by ky619 1 in Jokes & Riddles