Entertainment & Music - 23 September 2007

An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.

"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."

"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."

A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"

2007-09-23 21:18:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Did Vanessa talking her clothes off influence your decision to watched High School Musical 2?

2007-09-23 21:17:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of Second Life?

2007-09-23 21:16:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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divorce xxx funny or not xxx its clever might try it xxx?

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her," and then hangs up.

The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news.

She calls her father and yells, "You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a single thing, do you hear me?"

The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife and says, "It worked! The kids are coming for a visit and they're paying their own way!"

2007-09-23 21:16:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I have a hot date tonight!! Tips?

Yes, Apple finally asked me out, and im going on a date with her tonight at an Italian resteraunt. We were going to go to chinese, but then we found out that they serve meals with apples and oranges in them, so we are going to steer clear of them.

Any tips for me tonight? Wish me luck!

2007-09-23 21:15:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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set it free xxx funny or true xxx?

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

2007-09-23 21:14:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you have a computer?

Funniest answer gets 10 pts

2007-09-23 21:12:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe in marriage?

Why or why not?

2007-09-23 21:12:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever eaten a gallon of ice cream straight out the bucket but not all at once?

I know people who do that a lot.

2007-09-23 21:11:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's more ridiculas, blonde jokes or yo mama jokes?

2007-09-23 21:10:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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could you live in a world without love and compassion ??

2007-09-23 21:06:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whos the second fastest rapper after Twista?

2007-09-23 21:04:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

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Film Buffs. How many people can name a film by just hearing one line from it?

ex. what film is this from........ I am not blind, I can see that needle over there.

2007-09-23 21:03:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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instead of giving a thumbs down, do u wish u could punch them instead?

2007-09-23 21:01:59 · 17 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Has any part of your body ever turned purple?

What do you do when that happens??

2007-09-23 21:01:30 · 16 answers · asked by Johnny the Pooh 3 in Polls & Surveys

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At what amount of answers do you begin to feel proud of your question?

2007-09-23 20:59:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's Your Favorite Shape?

2007-09-23 20:57:47 · 39 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever seen anyone post their phone # on Yahoo! Answers?

Someone just gave me an answer to one of my questions & gave me their phone # & then said something in a foreign language. I remember when I 1st started out on Y!A I posted my cell phone # in a question because I was down & depressed & needed someone to talk to, & I got a violation notice, but I know not to do that again.

2007-09-23 20:57:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys