An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
2007-09-23 21:18:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Glad I am not blonde. hehehe
2007-09-23 22:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, love blonde jokes and worth a star. Nice one.
2007-09-24 01:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! That thought the fella, eh? Never underestimate people, not even blondes! Have a star.
2016-05-17 08:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good 1.
2007-09-23 21:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Emssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little bit predictable
2007-09-23 21:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by julesnsybil 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.
Oh ,thank you soooooooo much for that.
It's Monday, it's raining and I was feeling miserable till I read your joke.
lol.
2007-09-23 21:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but predictable
2007-09-23 21:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Oregon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny- the punchline was pretty obvious
2007-09-23 21:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by G Y 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, I like blonde jokes.
2007-09-24 10:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by futuretopgun101 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite predictable, but amusing :-)
2007-09-23 21:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋