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Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2007

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A stamp that is to make it stick to the letter.

There all self sticky now.

I used to love to lick stamps.
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2007-09-19 23:59:30 · 32 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

my friend went to audition for the x factor, and she needed to audition to get on the auditions on the show !!! this is why all these people believe they can sing !!!

2007-09-19 23:59:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

cook out of ....
boxes
cans
bags
or make it from scratch

2007-09-19 23:59:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is YOUR ideal breakfast?

2007-09-19 23:58:42 · 20 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. winning an award or trophy
2. meeting someone famous
3. Holiday parties
4. Family reunions
5. getting a best answer on Y/A
6. paying off a large bill or debt
7. loving someone special and to be loved in return
8. the final chapter of the OJ Simpson saga
9. getting great grades in school or a pay raise at work
10. your choice goes here..=)
(choosing more than one is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-09-19 23:58:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had had enough.

She took Eddy to the principal's office.

While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The teacher agreed.

Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Eddy both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!

Eddy replied, "Pockets."

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Eddy was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Eddy: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

Principal was looking restless and bit tense.

Eddy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."

2007-09-19 23:55:18 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Breakfast is ready, who wants some?

2007-09-19 23:54:55 · 15 answers · asked by Leepal 5 in Polls & Surveys

chiodos are a band (:

2007-09-19 23:54:29 · 8 answers · asked by abbiebolt 2 in Rock and Pop

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

2007-09-19 23:53:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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good on the Dancefloor?

2007-09-19 23:52:04 · 12 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

i believe it's word

2007-09-19 23:50:13 · 26 answers · asked by prickHEADnCRAZY 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:48:51 · 32 answers · asked by Derrière 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:46:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i bought some dvd's but have noticed they are region 1 is there anyway i can get them to play in uk ?

2007-09-19 23:45:45 · 5 answers · asked by kathill73 2 in Movies

2007-09-19 23:44:27 · 43 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've got myself into a bit of bad debt and I've constantly got debt collectors round demanding payment, I've really got no way of paying them as I don't claim any money at the moment.

Now I'm being taking to court over non payment and they're refusing to come to any sort of arrangement saying that if I don't pay the debt (£745) by next tuesday then they'll take the matter further.

I've tried to negoitate but they don't want to hear it and I feel it for my two weans as I could not cope with going to the jail.
Hope you can help me

Please

2007-09-19 23:42:53 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Or are you mostly a serious person?

2007-09-19 23:42:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two men were fixing a bomb in a car.

Man 1 - What will happen if the bomb explodes while fixing.?

Man 2 - Don't worry,I have one more

2007-09-19 23:41:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-19 23:41:29 · 9 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:40:04 · 34 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

Visible panty lines,on women or men....just curious..=)

thanx~

2007-09-19 23:38:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cherrycheesecake - for 80 dollars

2007-09-19 23:37:47 · 14 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

My ex and I recently split up we've got to weans together and right now I'm not working but she is demanding money. She's pregnant again but I'm not sure if this weans mine I got a letter demanding payment but right now I'm recieving no money.

If I get money from the buroo would I have to give it to her? no a happy we chappie at the moment I'm skint, and fed up no goat a joab.

2007-09-19 23:36:18 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:35:41 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.... hee hee...stupid answers welcome! ;-)

2007-09-19 23:34:52 · 44 answers · asked by *Sparki* 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:34:31 · 23 answers · asked by Jared 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1. snuggle up with a good book & favorite drink
2. go fishing
3. sleep
4. play in the rain,puddle jump,count the drops that land inside your mouth,etc...
5. cook,bake or try new recipes
6. usual routine,...work,etc...
7. be here in Y/A,P&S or another catagory just for an adventure of the unknown
8. sitting on covered porch,listening to the rain hit the roof,munching on a snack
9. watch TV or DVD's
10.your choice goes here..
(choosing more than one is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-09-19 23:34:12 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Could he still plow ahead in life?

2007-09-19 23:32:49 · 3 answers · asked by ghouly05 7 in Jokes & Riddles

hi all,

i m very interested to find out the places where movies were shot in.

is there such a website listing those places which appeared in movies?

thank you.

2007-09-19 23:32:35 · 3 answers · asked by earth2whyyou 1 in Movies

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