A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Eddy was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Eddy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Eddy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."
2007-09-19 23:55:18 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, talk bout innuendo!!! Ha ha ha ha brilliant!! I'd give u ten thousand stars if I could!!!!!! ♥ :-)
2007-09-20 00:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little long, but a great joke non the less!!
Took someone quite a while to put this one together. I would have missed more than the principal did!!
DE
2007-09-22 09:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who would come up with stuff like that for a first grader anyway? they just wouldnt. Still cute though
2007-09-20 01:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by luvinmykevin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One smart boy...one dumb principal!!!!!
One good joke!!! Star for you!
nfd♥
2007-09-25 05:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real classic!
2007-09-20 00:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really cute!!! lol u deserve a star =)
2007-09-20 06:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by twinklystar47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie
2007-09-25 08:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
niiiice
2007-09-24 17:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! first time i heard that one!!!!soooooo f*cking funny!!! hit me with another one. star for you!!
2007-09-20 03:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, no, more like LMAO!
2007-09-20 02:13:53 · answer #10 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋