Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2007

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

2007-09-19 23:31:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-19 23:29:27 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Talk Shows

1ST THIEF - THE POLICE IS HERE.QUICK,JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW

2ND THIEF - BUT THIS IS THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR

1ST THIEF - HURRY,THERE IS NO TIME FOR SUPERSTITIONS.

2007-09-19 23:29:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
Gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

2007-09-19 23:26:16 · 15 answers · asked by boris the spider 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-19 23:26:09 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:24:59 · 25 answers · asked by Ste B 5 in Polls & Surveys

it's so irritating it's only when i give them a stern look they seem to get the message....... why can't men keep their focus with eye contact?

2007-09-19 23:20:04 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it will always be Anthrax. I love the album Stomp 442.

2007-09-19 23:19:59 · 16 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:19:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:19:05 · 28 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Polls & Surveys

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

2007-09-19 23:18:29 · 17 answers · asked by Armyvet 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Or is it little more than anti-english propaganda?

2007-09-19 23:17:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Or crumble when the pressures on?

2007-09-19 23:14:17 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Coconut Cream Pudding - for 80 dollars

2007-09-19 23:14:06 · 13 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:13:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 23:09:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How often do you cuss like a sailor?

2007-09-19 23:07:01 · 24 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

kenny chesney has my vote but watch out here comes Garth...

2007-09-19 23:06:20 · 30 answers · asked by who dey???????????? 1 in Country

For me to wish everyone a great day today..
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY !!!!!!!! ******SMILE******

2007-09-19 23:06:19 · 33 answers · asked by Lavender 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which chef would you want cooking for you?
Who's the most feared competitor?
Will Dale stop crying about Hung for not helping him in a competition?
Did Padma seem drunk to anyone else?

2007-09-19 23:04:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-09-19 23:03:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

can i take you home with me,
i got money in the bank

2007-09-19 23:02:51 · 26 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Polls & Surveys

i've had 18 out of 99

2007-09-19 23:02:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey have any of you got facebook???? its wkd just starting mine so havent got much on there. will have to add each other as friends as some of us already are on here. xxxx check out face book huns and guts xxxxxxxxxxx

2007-09-19 23:01:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please be honest!

2007-09-19 23:01:46 · 14 answers · asked by prickHEADnCRAZY 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.

So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."

Yet, the little old lady continued.

One cold, winterly day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more food."

The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week.

"Praise the Lord,! " she yelled.

The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord hahaha, I bought those groceries!"

The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"

2007-09-19 23:00:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building about to jump. The blonde looks at Bob and says, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob.

"Fair is fair," she says. "Here's your money."

Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I saw that too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

2007-09-19 22:55:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Have you ever tired either or which do you prefer???
I have done both....

2007-09-19 22:55:03 · 14 answers · asked by Jay & Gigi 6 in Polls & Surveys

strawberry cream - for 80 dollars

2007-09-19 22:53:52 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys