1ST THIEF - THE POLICE IS HERE.QUICK,JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW
2ND THIEF - BUT THIS IS THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR
1ST THIEF - HURRY,THERE IS NO TIME FOR SUPERSTITIONS.
2007-09-19 23:29:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So hand in hand both ran to the window and leaped. The last thing the second thief heard was, "Did you know Bill Cosby once said, "Through humor you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter no matter how painful your situation might be you can survive it." Both had a funny thought to share but these ideas were abruptly pushed aside by the street sidewalk.
2007-09-27 17:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd thief should be pushing the 1st thief,then really the police men would be coming to enquire about the dead body and to postmartum.ha ha -------------
2007-09-27 19:07:40 · answer #2 · answered by diya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given u a star
Good joke
2007-09-20 02:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
Good joke.
2007-09-27 09:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i gave you a star
2007-09-27 09:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by irene c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star! boo this man!
2007-09-27 16:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by mr fugi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one so star for you!!!
2007-09-27 23:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!!! That's really funny, keep it up!!!!! :-)
2007-09-20 00:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, but you got me!!!!!
2007-09-27 23:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by adiee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah.....star* for you...ENJOY!!
2007-09-19 23:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋