Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
2007-09-19 23:31:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ... all great ! so were JC 's , but 'sandtwixttoes' takes the cake .....thinks changing hair - colour's going to make her smarter ....haha ha ... I'm still laughing ..
2007-09-24 23:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK some of them,try these,
Q:Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in the back seat?
A:In case she locked her keys in the car!
2 Blondes just happen to lock their keys in the car,1 blonde tries to break in while the other watches.
Finally the 1st blonde says"Darn,I cant get in the car!"
The other blonde replies,"Keep trying,it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.
The blonde replied,"What for?Are you going to set it on fire!"
TOP 5 Blonde Inventions
5- Solar Flashlight
4- Fire proof Matches
3- Inflatable Dartboard
2- Tricycle Kickstand
1- BOOMERANG GRENADES
Hope u enjoyed
2007-09-20 07:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by JC 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are You A Blonde..????
I heard about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker cause she came to me and asked to borrow my poker after she stripped...LOL
2007-09-20 06:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-20 08:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes, but the only one I thought was any good was the 3rd one
back to the joke room for you
2007-09-20 06:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. But they're funny, except I didn't get the ballerina one.
Oh, yea, I get it! I'm not sure if I'm laughing so much at the joke or at myself for not getting it.
2007-09-20 06:49:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 â¥it
2007-09-20 06:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love all blonde jokes lol
2007-09-26 09:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-09-20 07:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â¥d it Jokes Have a star if you give me two points
2007-09-20 14:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by Wally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋