An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
2007-09-19 23:18:29 · 17 answers · asked by Armyvet 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
from one veterain to another
very good
GO BROWNS
2007-09-20 08:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 19:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL it is an old one. When my grandfather tells it they are Norwegians on their first trip to the big city.
2007-09-20 09:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Keith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's great! I've never heard it before. Have a good day!
2007-09-20 06:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by curious_boricua_soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha haaaaa. It is an oldie, but some oldies never get old. Thanks for reminding me of this one; I'll be telling it at work tomorrow.
2007-09-20 20:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-hee!
2007-09-19 23:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one !! star for you
2007-09-21 01:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Joanne♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-09-19 23:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-19 23:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Armyvet...That's another goodun. lmao!!
2007-09-20 15:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by classic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋