I once worked with this guy named Jim who'd tell the most outrageous lies. He'd done everything from serve in the Special Forces to kill a bear with a bow and arrow. Anything he thought sounded macho, he'd done it, even though it was painfully obvious he was too young to have done all of it. Also, he knew absolutely everything about everything, even though he didn't even graduate from high school. He just made stuff up, and if anyone called him on it, he'd throw stuff and call them names. We weren't allowed to cuss, so he'd call people baby-names like 'goober' and 'dingus'. I'm not kidding.
And, just to top it off, he'd put on headphones and sing at the top of his lung ... but he made up his own lyrics. Even the most common songs, like "Stairway to Heaven," he didn't know the lyrics! He just made them up as he went along, like Homer Simpson!
The day I heard him say he was planning to retire from that place was the day I quit. :)
2007-09-19 23:38:40
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answered by trai 7
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I had a guy working under me at the landscape company I work for.
He was an ex steel worker who contantly complained that the big wigs had sacked 9 out of 10 workers at the steel works to raise proffits and now each worker was doing the work of 10.
If he was anything to go by the big wigs could have sacked 99 out of 100 and still turned over as much work.
He was the most useless and lazy person I have ever worked with.
Needless to say he lasted 2 days.
2007-09-20 06:34:47
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answered by Mickmalimus 3
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i worked with an x ray tech who had a BAD drinking problem. He'd come to work buzzed, reeking, hung over and in a foul mood. Called some patient the "n" word, let a patient fall off the table and break her hip. Finally got fired when he couldn;t bail himself out of jail after his DUI and missed work.
2007-09-20 06:37:00
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answered by turtle girl 7
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My District Manger
2007-09-20 06:25:46
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answered by fred a 4
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Myself. I'm much harder on me than any boss has ever been. I've had some screwy coworkers in the past, but I could always work my way around them one way or another.
2007-09-20 06:24:31
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answered by wellbeing 5
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Michael Jackson. Working at the Adoption Centre with him was a nightmare...
2007-09-20 06:25:47
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answered by Poppy 4
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The bunch of idiots I have the displeasure of working with now.
I need staff that have good english, good communication and just an ounce of common sense! Alas no.
2007-09-20 06:26:34
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answered by mlud12000 4
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Nick
2007-09-20 06:26:34
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answered by Ste B 5
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So many contenders for that title. Probably my last boss though. He used to hit on me constantly, occasionally feel me up, pay me late or even not at all on one occasion. Glad I resigned and left some other poor person to cope with him.
2007-09-20 06:25:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Some guy who had bad breath 3 jobs ago.
2007-09-20 06:24:54
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answered by Lefty 7
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