Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building about to jump. The blonde looks at Bob and says, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he will."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair is fair," she says. "Here's your money."
Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I saw that too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
2007-09-19 22:55:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really good first joke i read tonight to make me laugh
2007-09-27 09:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by irene c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
2007-09-19 23:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! Here's a star for making me laugh so early in the day.
2007-09-19 23:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought i saw it coming and was delightfully surprised
2007-09-27 07:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by Josh w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!
2007-09-20 05:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very good bagbalm have a star *
2007-09-19 23:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by jules 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. that was a good one
2007-09-27 07:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by hilo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
bit sexist though mate
2007-09-19 23:06:40 · answer #8 · answered by darth tidiot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....falling on floor laughing!!!!!!!!!!!! There you go!! Very Funny!
nfd♥
2007-09-20 06:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-19 23:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋