Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2007

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2007-09-19 00:26:14 · 22 answers · asked by Ginny Jin 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:26:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Once there lived four poeple ,there names were Nobody,Somebody,brain and mad.
One day Nobody started fighting with somebody.
So mad went and called to the police.At that time Brain was in the toilet.

MAD:"Hello , Police station,Somebody is fighting with nobody"

POLICE:How can nobody fight with somebody?Where is your brain?

MAD:Brain went to toilet.

POLICE:Are you mad?

MAD:Yes,I am Mad.

2007-09-19 00:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.elvistribute.us/songs/index.php

2007-09-19 00:24:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An Out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area, Luckily, A local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He Hitched Buddy up to the Car and yelled "pull, Nellie, Pull!" Buddy Didn't move. Then Farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, Pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more Farmer Commanded "Pull, Coco, Pull!" again Nothing,
Then Farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, Pull!" And horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The Motorist was very curious, He Asked Farmer why he called his horse by wrong name three times. Farmer said, "Oh buddy is blind, and If he thought he was the only one pulling, He wouldn't even try"

2007-09-19 00:23:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-19 00:23:44 · 3 answers · asked by imadx74 1 in Lyrics

when u have some time to spend alone which media device would u like to prefer as ur part time friend is it radio , television, internet or cinema.

2007-09-19 00:23:42 · 3 answers · asked by PAWANVIR SINGH YADAV 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:19:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:19:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:18:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

The London Eye rolling away... the ad says nothing. What the hell is going on here? Has anyone else seen it? I saw it on Paramount but it might be on other channels.

2007-09-19 00:16:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

I have never asked a question on here before. Let's see how many answers you can all do and hit the top! :)

2007-09-19 00:15:30 · 20 answers · asked by Kerri 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-19 00:15:23 · 18 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

what kind of vegie's would you bring to make it taste better.......

2007-09-19 00:14:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top?” she asked. “That’s a Daddy Longlegs,” her father answered. “So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?” the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied “No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.”
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying “Well, we’re not having any of that broke back mountain sh1t in our garden.”

2007-09-19 00:12:07 · 27 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-19 00:08:53 · 5 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that the people who recently just came out have had there 2 weeks of fame. All the previous big brother seasons (non-celeb ones) i haven't even seen half of them on T.V or magazines ...like anthony who won and the rest. and is there no more celebrity big brother?

2007-09-19 00:07:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-09-19 00:06:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:06:51 · 7 answers · asked by Jane 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:05:39 · 16 answers · asked by Savanna 6 in Polls & Surveys

the hottest thing? lol

2007-09-19 00:05:35 · 13 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

you took my heart

2007-09-19 00:04:13 · 9 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

You are driving along in your 2 seater car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.?


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. So whats your answer?

2007-09-19 00:03:59 · 12 answers · asked by grassmonkeys 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:02:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:02:35 · 29 answers · asked by tigerleeaussie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 00:02:32 · 22 answers · asked by mrfootfetish333 3 in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think is sending Ian these freaky messages?

2007-09-19 00:02:06 · 31 answers · asked by Shellie N 1 in Polls & Surveys

Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?To the baaahhhrrr!

What do pirate captains do with their old log books?They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?The captain was standing on the deck!

Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?They wanted to make a clean getaway!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A nervous wreck!

What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?A Play-matey!

What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night?Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls!

Why is pirating addictive?They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

What does a pirate and a pimp have in common?They both say YO HO!

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?Arrr! Me heartie!

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

2007-09-19 00:01:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

why

2007-09-19 00:01:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys