A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top?” she asked. “That’s a Daddy Longlegs,” her father answered. “So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?” the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied “No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.”
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying “Well, we’re not having any of that broke back mountain sh1t in our garden.”
2007-09-19 00:12:07 · 27 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahaha brilliant Jim...loved that one. 10/10
2007-09-19 02:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-19 07:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by northern lass 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-20 00:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by The BLACKWALL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arr Cap'n Puggy, that there joke spliced my mainbrace and shivered my timbers! Arr!
LMPLO!
(laughing my peg leg off!!)
2007-09-19 09:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so cute!!! hahahahahaha!! She saw that movie?? Must have taken her innocents away !! They grow up so fast!!
2007-09-19 11:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2007-09-19 07:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. The innocence of a child!
:-)))
2007-09-19 09:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-09-19 09:49:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. Wonderful
2007-09-19 07:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
poor daddy... such a cruel girl!
2007-09-19 08:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋