Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?To the baaahhhrrr!
What do pirate captains do with their old log books?They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?The captain was standing on the deck!
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?They wanted to make a clean getaway!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A nervous wreck!
What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?A Play-matey!
What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night?Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls!
Why is pirating addictive?They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
What does a pirate and a pimp have in common?They both say YO HO!
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?Arrr! Me heartie!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
2007-09-19 00:01:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've just spliced my mainbrace and shivered my timbers! Arrr!
LMPLO!
(Laughing My Peg Leg Off!)
2007-09-19 02:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 were the best.
2007-09-19 02:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe- happy intertational talk like a pirate day!
;)
another funny pirate joke is the one about the pirate who walked into the bar and had a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. the bartender asked why he had a wheel attached there, the pirate replied by saying "ARRRRGGGGHHH... it's a drivin' me nuts!"
;0)
2007-09-19 01:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk the plank ye scurvy son of a bilge-rat!
Just kidding, very funny, and great because i read it on international talk like a pirate day (19th sept)
2007-09-19 00:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by cruella_rocks 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Arrrrr they be funny. Me parrot laughed so much it fell off me shoulder Arrr Arrr!!
:-)))
2007-09-19 03:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes
2007-09-19 01:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by lester l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear lord.
* fur ya
2007-09-19 00:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved em all esp the last one lol
2007-09-19 00:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty boring, apart from the wreck...
2007-09-19 01:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the nervous wreck one best ....:)
2007-09-19 00:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋