There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.
So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."
Yet, the little old lady continued.
One cold, winterly day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more food."
The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week.
"Praise the Lord,! " she yelled.
The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord hahaha, I bought those groceries!"
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"
2007-09-19 23:00:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH YEAH!!! I love it! Very good DE.........still laughing, I think this is one great joke.
tell buddy hi!
nfd♥
2007-09-20 06:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Postscript -
Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. On the other hand one might expect Christian definition of a martyr is one who lives with a saint.
2007-09-26 18:00:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good and Funny have a Star
2016-05-19 01:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't like odd numbers here is one star 4 10
2007-09-24 19:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by clarkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! very funny! a star for you and two thumbs up for God!!! lol
2007-09-27 11:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by momac78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i gave u a star . praise the Lord !!!
2007-09-27 07:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Awesome!
2007-09-27 10:03:24 · answer #7 · answered by Gipsyfire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny i enjoyed that wee joke
2007-09-27 09:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by irene c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's always funny!!!!
2007-09-20 05:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am laughing my head off!!
2007-09-24 06:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋