Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2007

To: All Employees
From: The program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
Date: TODAY
Re: S.H.I.T.

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T . than anyone else. If
you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your
supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. Seriously will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they
don't have to take S.H.I.T. Anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If
you too are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

2007-09-19 19:40:12 · 18 answers · asked by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-19 19:40:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

here's how it works:
1. Open ur library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When u go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool
here's mine
Opening Credits:
Please me like you want to-ben harper

Waking Up:
stole -kelly rowland

First Day At School:
numa numa German-ozone

Falling In Love:
high-james blunt

Fight Song:
get ready for this-unlimited

Breaking Up Song:
locomotion-kylie minogue

Prom:
empty cans- the streets

Life:
mama got a girlfriend now-ben harper

Mental Breakdown:
hit em up style-blu cantrell

Driving:
remember the days of the old school yard- cat stevens

Flashback:
return to oz-scissors sisters

Getting back together:
was it a dream-30 secs to mars

Wedding:
same old thing- the streets

Birth of Child:
molly chambers-kings of leon

Final Battle:
image of the invisible-thrice

Death Scene:
toot toot chugga chuuga-wiggles

Funeral Song:
welcome to the cruel world-ben harper

End Credits:
you know whats up-donnell jones

2007-09-19 19:39:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:39:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the worst i can think of was crying out really really loud.

2007-09-19 19:38:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....have you found the love of your life yet?

I have, just recently, and the knowledge that nothing or nobody is going to break us apart is the best feeling you can possibly imagine...!!

Love you, babe!! xx

2007-09-19 19:38:06 · 14 answers · asked by Red Head Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:37:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:36:25 · 15 answers · asked by wilow420 3 in Polls & Surveys

hi everyone
well i like watching comedy romance anime
and i was wondering if you can suggest any
good ones..
well i dont really like those old ones
i like the new ones with cute characters ..
well i like the ones like 2 guys fighting over one girl
or like good friends falling for each other
but they wont confess to each other
or else like a girl changing that one guy's life
and like theres jealousy in there too..
well i love those kind of anime so
if you know any anime like those pleaaaseee
tell me !!
i especialy love anime's that can make you
laugh-fall in love-and cry

i have seen
fruits basket
gakuen alice
ouran host club
pita ten
Kamisama Kazoku

2007-09-19 19:34:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

2007-09-19 19:32:57 · 24 answers · asked by Max A 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've had a sore lower back and the physio worked out that its because of all the cycling that I do. She made me drop my shorts and she massaged my Gluteus Maximus this afternoon. I feel much better now thank you.

Now my physio recommended that I get this massage once a month to prevent further injury but I kind of had my heart set on getting same every week.

Would you have a Gluteus Maximus massage and if so.. how often?

Would you pay for it?

Is it wrong of me to smugly enjoy this muscle relaxing activity?

2007-09-19 19:30:45 · 17 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6 in Polls & Surveys

I went to bed one night and when I woke up, everything had changed....

2007-09-19 19:30:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please or let me know where i can download it from. or something.please and thankyou bye.

2007-09-19 19:29:15 · 5 answers · asked by lalalalalove 1 in Country

2007-09-19 19:27:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does your voice tone go real high and moreso the harder you are crying.

Does anyone know why this happens and I think it is true of e very single person.

(had no idea how to catagorize this,do you?)

2007-09-19 19:27:30 · 3 answers · asked by marlynembrindle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:27:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:24:24 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

phone in side the toilet???
i did that earlyer today as i bent down to flush the toilet ugh thats like my 4th phone this year damn it lol

2007-09-19 19:23:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I must sound like a total whimp but i have a really painful mouth ulcer I have no idea why . What can I do for a speedy solution to get rid of the bugger? All suggestions are appreciated!

2007-09-19 19:22:15 · 7 answers · asked by greythound crazy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:20:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats something you need

2007-09-19 19:20:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are some good sad rock songs

2007-09-19 19:19:54 · 14 answers · asked by adrian s 2 in Rock and Pop

Yum air.

2007-09-19 19:19:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did they say U act younger or mature?

2007-09-19 19:18:19 · 32 answers · asked by mymelody 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:17:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

personlity/maturity, whatever you want to call it.

2007-09-19 19:17:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:13:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got different answers and I am confused. Can you show an example (with a date) how to calculate the next cycle of the following month?

Let say the period is 25th September, will the subsequent months roughly be the same date i.e. 25th?

I personally feel its good to know so that I could be more sensible to the gal I am seeing at least I do not irritate her unknowingly during this period. Of course I do try to treat her good through out the days but sometimes I could wonder if I have did anything wrong when she behave abnormally. She is usually tender, patience and extremely patient.

Thanks.

2007-09-19 19:12:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-19 19:12:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Afterall, attitude is everything, right?

2007-09-19 19:12:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys