To: All Employees
From: The program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
Date: TODAY
Re: S.H.I.T.
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T . than anyone else. If
you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your
supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. Seriously will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they
don't have to take S.H.I.T. Anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If
you too are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
2007-09-19 19:40:12 · 18 answers · asked by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Captain!
2007-09-19 21:08:49 · update #1
D/VIJAY
Ummm. Had a good laff. Posted the same in all computers on the ship saying new courses that are soon going to be implemented. hahaha
2007-09-19 21:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by TROUBLESHOOTERKILLROY 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not new,
its actualy a take off from the real meaning of the word **** its an acronym
s-ship
h-high
i-in
t-transit it was used when shipping manure by boats over seas it was dried to take up less room and weigh less
if it got wet the boat could sink
2007-09-24 08:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by swddrb 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey, this is what most of the HR department doing around, but the words used for the same things are more sophisticated kind of and exactly matching to the companies policy(ha ha)!
2007-09-20 07:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jwalant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
naw, that's just a big joke.
Places where I've worked would never think of sending that around. They'd never use words or suggestions like that.
2007-09-19 20:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been reading jokes here for the better part of the day[no life] and this is one of the best ones. definitely bulletin board material at my workplace. thanx for the laugh
2007-09-23 19:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
Good S.H.I.T.
2007-09-20 18:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by Open_Mind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I know what I'm sending to my employees today.
2016-09-19 21:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good, Mr. lawyer
2007-09-20 21:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by MEENA M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that kinda funny
i like it.. where did u get this...
its great
alright i give u a star
2007-09-19 20:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All employers, wake up.
2007-09-20 18:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by Pillai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋