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Question

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her," and then hangs up.

The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news.

She calls her father and yells, "You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a single thing, do you hear me?"

The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife and says, "It worked! The kids are coming for a visit and they're paying their own way!"

Answer 1

hahaha
is that how its done

Answer 2

Hahahaha.
Thank you for posting.
That's the way to do it, when it comes to kids isn't it?.
Clever parents, aren't they?.
I wonder how Bob and his sister are going to react when they'll find out the truth, and,
I wonder how the parents are going to answer them.
lol.

Answer 3

I'm sorry, but my sense of humour boat must have been shipwrecked for I fail to find this typically American tale the slightest bit amusing. Alternatively, will all the people who said things like "LOL" / "How funny" etc PLEASE send me some of whatever it is that they're on, be it pot or pills ! ! !

Answer 4

good 1

Answer 5

You are making me laugh before I do a hard days work today. lol

Answer 6

Very funny.

Answer 7

hahaha! clever but if im the son and daughter, i will be pissed off!

Answer 8

I like jokes to. lol

Answer 9

Good one! LOL

Answer 10

clever parents!

*lol*

Answer 11

nice lol