If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!
2007-09-23 21:14:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for making me smile.
2007-09-23 22:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2016-05-17 08:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-24 01:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As my Mum would have said "Many a true word said in jest"
LOL here have a star *
2007-09-23 21:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and True!
2007-09-23 21:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by G Y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True i guess but funny
2007-09-23 23:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one deserves even two stars, but I can only give u one :(
2007-09-24 04:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by mallika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahah Nice one
Not married or have kid's but funny........
A star for you..........
2007-09-23 21:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe! im gonna give you a nice big star!
2007-09-24 00:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true, and funny, have a star
2007-09-23 21:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by Oregon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beautiful, mate.
seems like I never had him, though... a pity. for him!
2007-09-24 02:26:41 · answer #11 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋