After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
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A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
2007-09-23 23:24:47 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heh i knew it was you when i see this start with "can you explain this joke"
but you already knew what they mean don't you bad boy :P
2007-09-23 23:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by caroline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His application sucked and he didnt want him working there. So he showed him the door to leave.
The next joke.... The husband took another woman whom he cheated on his real wife with. When she seen the letter, she didnt know what the crap it was cuz he didnt take her, he took another woman.
2007-09-23 23:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The jokes are funny but i think the fact that people are actually explaining them is hilarious!.. LoL =D
2007-09-23 23:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by -x-Enya-x- 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all u aint got job. next cos he took some trollop
2007-09-23 23:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) The guy was canned
2) The guy took his mistress, NOT his wife.
2007-09-23 23:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by WC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-23 23:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are both interesting lols =)
2007-09-23 23:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by Adam S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are both pretty good!!!
2007-09-24 00:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha first one is real good !!
they r ruthless!!
2007-09-23 23:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol they are funny as! xxx
2007-09-24 00:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by gemmavanouskaconstantine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋